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Plogging Marathon

How can he sleep so comfortably knowing that pillow will someday be clogging a land fill...

"I can never remember - do these go in garbage or compost?"

"Don't just forage - upcycle!"

Bottle Bank: For the Colour Blind.

Food waste with recycling symbol

Aladdin's Less Magic Carpet Ride.

Man from refuse department says: 'We'll send you a new wheelie bin, Mrs Trubshaw, there's really no need to 'orchestrate a mass Twitter campaign'.'

"If obsessing about trash is wrong, then. . . I don't wanna be right."

Daisy Diaper Service

Recycle or ruin the planet?

'Then a window popped up and asked, 'Are you sure you want to empty trash?' I shouldn't have clicked 'okeydokey.''

Buy Back the Junk We Bought at Your Garage Sale

'But we spend all our money creating toxic waste. We were hoping someone else would figure out how to detoxify it.'

This is where Brent council sends you

'Dang it, nothing but junk mail'

"You put your family in with the aluminum cans again, Mrs. Price."

Trilby - Sandy McAllister,'The Laird of Cockpen'.

"We ship ours from Deckville to Lyleport."

"You know, turning a hobby into a job kinda takes all the fun out of it."

This is not what I had in mind when I joined the Council!

'One day son, all this will be collected.'

"I modified the symbol for accuracy."

'He's a structural engineer.'

Typical...You don't see one for weeks then they all arrive together.'

'Look dear - the first skip of spring...'

Junk Science. (Scientist sits in lawn chair just outside of junk yard.)

"Give it a whirl!"

Mock cover of 'Landfill' magazine

"I stopped recycling after my garbage guy slipped me the number of the nearest AA branch."

May or May not be Hazardous Material...

They didn't tell me what to do with it. I thought they told you what to do with it.

'It's no use Lieutenant - he's still refusing to separate his recyclables.'

'Oh, you nut! I thought we agreed we weren't going to make a big fuss over birthdays anymore.'

Recycling