Waste Collection Pillows

Plogging Marathon

How can he sleep so comfortably knowing that pillow will someday be clogging a land fill...

"I can never remember - do these go in garbage or compost?"

"Don't just forage - upcycle!"

Bottle Bank: For the Colour Blind.

Food waste with recycling symbol

Aladdin's Less Magic Carpet Ride.

"If obsessing about trash is wrong, then. . . I don't wanna be right."

Daisy Diaper Service

Recycle or ruin the planet?

Buy Back the Junk We Bought at Your Garage Sale

'Then a window popped up and asked, 'Are you sure you want to empty trash?' I shouldn't have clicked 'okeydokey.''

'But we spend all our money creating toxic waste. We were hoping someone else would figure out how to detoxify it.'

'Dang it, nothing but junk mail'

This is not what I had in mind when I joined the Council!

"We ship ours from Deckville to Lyleport."

This is where Brent council sends you

"You know, turning a hobby into a job kinda takes all the fun out of it."

'One day son, all this will be collected.'

Trilby - Sandy McAllister,'The Laird of Cockpen'.

"I modified the symbol for accuracy."

"You put your family in with the aluminum cans again, Mrs. Price."

'He's a structural engineer.'

Typical...You don't see one for weeks then they all arrive together.'

'Look dear - the first skip of spring...'

"I stopped recycling after my garbage guy slipped me the number of the nearest AA branch."

"Give it a whirl!"

Mock cover of 'Landfill' magazine

May or May not be Hazardous Material...

They didn't tell me what to do with it. I thought they told you what to do with it.

'It's no use Lieutenant - he's still refusing to separate his recyclables.'

'Oh, you nut! I thought we agreed we weren't going to make a big fuss over birthdays anymore.'

Adult Education Evening Class: How to sort your rubbish.

'What training do I get?'