Junk Drawer Organizer Gifts

"Hi honey, do we need anything for the junk drawer?"

Organization is not rocket science!

"I always like to clear my desk off for the weekend."

'Fred's Office Supply? I'd like to order a dozen more desk bins and a step-ladder please.'

Trays on desk read: In/Out/Lose in the Shuffle.

(No caption. Signs on file cabinets drawers read, "Files Saved to Hard Drive," "Files Saved to Disk," "Files Saved to Traveldrive," "Trash.")

His and Her wardrobe's

'I love this supermarket; they have the easiest to understand wine department.'

In Tray, Out Tray, and Shredded Paper Tray

Two stressed drinking birds

"Of course I care about the environment, I never throw any clothes away."

"We need a better piling system."

Buy Back the Junk We Bought at Your Garage Sale

Desk boxes - sublimeridiculous.

'My power ties are demanding more closet space.'

'Dang it, nothing but junk mail'

Meaningful...Meaningless relationships.

Carrots on sticks wardrobe.

VIBES, Inc: 'Good...Bad'

"Have you seen the walk-in broom closet?"

Junk Science. (Scientist sits in lawn chair just outside of junk yard.)

Minister's File

"That's it! You've watched TV out here long enough! We need to spend more family time together! I'm putting this thing in the closet!"

"Hey, Lenny, can you spare a rubber band?"

The Secret Life of Pens

Looking busy.

"Would you really want to read a book by a comedian that didn't have wide margins?"

'With these crazy markets, you have to diversify to protect your money. Put some under your mattress, some in your sock drawer, maybe some in a hole in the yard...'

Widgets, Inc: Inventory. . . Sales. . .RETURNS.

Sorry, sir, but today is Tuesday, and I never did get the hang of Tuesdays.

The traveling Yard Sale.

Salvage Hunters

Stress and Relief Desk Organizers.

'The upside of being unproductive is it allows you to have a very neat desk.'

'The buck gets lost here'.