Junk Drawer Fans Gifts

Is clutter necessary?

'I have much less stress since I replaced my in box with a paper shredder.'

'Protein, starch, vegetable??? When you said 'square meal' I thought PIZZA IN A BOX!'

A golden Big Boy holding a plate of poop

"He says that when he had a vegetable salad as an appetizer, he can now have burgers, pizza and Coke as a reward."

"I'm bored - let's buy a house in the country that has lots of problems."

Junk Food

Buy Back the Junk We Bought at Your Garage Sale

Declutter Your Life

"Okay, who hasn’t eaten a McDonald’s burger in the past two days?"

'She is being impossible again.'

"Hi honey, do we need anything for the junk drawer?"

'I usually discourage high-fat foods, Mr. Hall, but in your case, a Good Humor bar is in order.'

'With these crazy markets, you have to diversify to protect your money. Put some under your mattress, some in your sock drawer, maybe some in a hole in the yard...'

The traveling Yard Sale.

Free Chimney Cleaning.

'True, I don't know a lot about art, but junk, I know!'

'Mr. Jones? I've found a house that fits your funds perfectly! It even has a little garden!'

'This snack is vegan. It's 100% artificial ingredients.'

"You may have the weight of the world on your shoulders, but that's not why you're 10 pounds heavier."

'You order the Party-Sized Plain Doughnut and the Medium Pail-O-Coffee?'

Al's Junk: Now selling Russian Govt. Bonds!

'I gotta be honest with you. . . I wouldn't be in business if it weren't for smart folks like you who can't pass up a bargain on stuff they don't need.'

"One day Son all this will be yours."

Hot dogs served here. (Sweaty dog placing an order).

"I can't believe how wasteful Humans are: Look at the amount of food they've just thrown out..."

'No, with a 'B.' I called for 'Batman'.'

"Someday, Son, this unnecessary and outdated stuff will all be yours."

"Yeah...I'm looking at you. See how you like it."

The Pied Piper

"If we just hold our nerve, poorly-lit homes filled with clutter will become 'a thing'."

Welcome to the Museum of One's Kitchen

"Yeah, I know vinyl's a plastic, but this one is Plant-based."

"One day at a time, Ethel, I take it one day at a time. So far this year, it has been the usual assortment of useless junk. Last week, he located a dump scow, and he spent all this week dragging a 1929 Ford engine block out of the river. . ."

Cowardly lion put his friends on the curb...