Junk Eating Gifts

'Whatever fast food - fried stuff, fat, sugar, salt for the 'Doesn't Bother Me' person'.

"Good For You / Bad For You"

Heavy man sees 'Comfort Food' aisle

'Be honest. Does this double bacon cheeseburger with large fries and shake make me look fat?'

"We won!"

'Now that's what I call a kebab... a skewer with whole pies!'

Homo Gamus

'Protein, starch, vegetable??? When you said 'square meal' I thought PIZZA IN A BOX!'

Menu Dating

A golden Big Boy holding a plate of poop

The Gospel According To Jane Brody"Orange, come in. Apple, come in. Hey you, frankfurter, hold it right there."

"Is that your idea of a well balanced diet"

Budget Bureau. Ernie, spilling something from every food group on it, does not make it a "balanced" budget!

Fast Food Menu Selections

The Official Covid-19 Diet

"Sis, my teacher said to list the four food groups. . . but I can only think of three. Cookies, candy and ice cream!"

Doctor to man with 'Push' door on mouth: 'It looks as though you've been eating a lot of junk food lately.'

Wow. Totaled. Teen Test Dummy.

"Each order comes with 10 minutes of free guilt counseling."

"He says that when he had a vegetable salad as an appetizer, he can now have burgers, pizza and Coke as a reward."

'Forget worms. Think fast food.'

'How can he be depressed when all he eats are Happy Meals?'

'They say that poker is a sport. I hope they don't start testing for steroids.'

"Maybe I'm aiming too high...maybe 'saving for a cool car' is too hard."

"Mom lets me eat my fill of junk food as long as I can pronounce all the chemical ingredients."

Sweet surprise.

Vending machines with junk food: 'Zing!', 'Zoom!' and 'Crash!'

Fountain of Youth/Fountain of Bacon

Nutrition-Free Diet

'Kudos to Bill for the cotton candy machine idea!'

'I just got the medium popcorn this time.'

Great moments in 'Haute Cuisine'. . . America gives the world the Donut Sandwich.

The proper term for our special promotion is Triple Cheeseburger with a Gazillion fries...not the triple bypass special!

'I can't conceal it any longer - the food in this place is killing you.'

"Today let's work on changing channels, drinking with a mouthful of food, and yelling at the TV all at the same time."