Junk Email Eliminator Pillows

'Can't you take out the trash, Mom? ? I'm busy deleting junk e-mail.'

'Never trust emails. You can't shred them.'

I wouldn't mind so much, but it's all junk mail.

'You've been pre-approved for another credit card.'

'Harold is the brains behind the Smudge-o-Rama mailer.'

Email Notifications

My secret of living to 103? I stay active throwing out junk mail and alert dueling with telephone sales people!

The birth of junk mail.

'Next time you feel like keeping in touch, keep in touch with somebody else.'

'Dang it, nothing but junk mail'

"I hypnotized him into exercising every time he gets a spam in his inbox. He works out 50 times a day."

"Occupant, apartment 5C: Congratulations—you may already have won the all-electric Colonial split-level house of your dreams...."

'No dear, there's no post - only junk mail.'

'Whoa! A classic case of mailbox catalog overload blowout!'

"Our planet no longer wants to receive email from yours."

'Yes, I'm gaining weight! Deleting spam all morning makes me really hungry for lunch!'

We live in a cancel culture? Somebody needs to tell this magazine's subscription department.

Man sees box on street labeled Mail-Mail.

No Junk Mail

'Time to rake up the leaflets.'

"So I'm thinking...why bother with all the junk mail?"

"Load the holiday catalogues."

"Just more Junk Mail."

"I'm the Nigerian Prince that emailed you. I got concerned when I never heard back."

"I forgot to cancel the pizza leaflets..."

"Wow, this is weird. We've been pre-declined for a new credit card!!"

Pay more attention to your mail. All those pre-approved credit cards should raise your self-esteem.

Now the postal strike's off I'm delivering your backlog of junk mail.

'Just junk mail this morning, sir.'

'That's the tenth time this week you've received a 'Once in a lifetime' offer!'

'Way to screw up again, pencil. Well here I come to save the day.'

Santa deleting his e-mails.

Sea of pizza delivery leaflets - 'Darling! Our pizza has arrived'

''You may already have won the war....''

U.S. mail box with note on it: 'Please Unsubscribe. Thank you, The Smiths.'