Junior Romantic Gifts

'Going my way, gorgeous?'

'Sometimes it's difficult to get their feelings to the surface.'

"Recess does things to a man."

"Oooooh....a western wear dog cone. Sexy!"

Social Networking.

"Two, please—one senior and one tootsie."

'You used to make love to me like a Flying Scotsman, now you're more like a Puffing Billy!'

'When you're in love, it's the most glorious two and a half days of your life!'

Spring Break.

'You don't either have a date with Dora the Explorer!'

Man and Woman suck in their stomachs in order to impress.

'So what shall we do - Get married or blow up the school?'

"Lisa, your playdate is here!"

He loves me...

'Top is right! He's a scaffolder working on a tower block'

"Of all the finger-painting classes in all the day-care centers in all the world, you had to walk into mine."

"He stowed his own bag, closed the bin, buckled his seat belt, then watched the whole safety demo...it was love at first flight!"

'Love what you've done with your hair.'

'He must be serious,mum - he's taking me out again tomorrow and there's football on television.'

'Quick Betty, come round to the Red Lion and wear your highest heels.'

"I changed my mind about eloping with you, Billy....my mother didn't fix broccoli for dinner after all!"

"She gave everyone in class a Valentine. It doesn't mean she likes you!"

'Judging from the chart, I'd say someone has a crush on their nurse...'

'Mandy is playing cupid again!'

Palm tree in love...

You are going to meet a tall, dark, handsome stranger...bringing your post.

'He looks promising!'... 'So far he hasn't made any.'

"I think she really like me. She held my hand almost as long as she held her phone."

'Listen, I like you and everything, but your dad is way too scary...'

"He's not gonna lose it tonight."

'It must be love if your sneakers melted!'

'I'm afraid we don't have any gentlemen on hand right now -- how about a good old boy?'

Pets: 'Chick magnet.'

Lion Toupee

"He's been mentioned as a possible husband."