Junior Romantic Gifts

'Going my way, gorgeous?'

'Sometimes it's difficult to get their feelings to the surface.'

"Recess does things to a man."

"Oooooh....a western wear dog cone. Sexy!"

Social Networking.

"Two, please—one senior and one tootsie."

'You used to make love to me like a Flying Scotsman, now you're more like a Puffing Billy!'

Spring Break.

'When you're in love, it's the most glorious two and a half days of your life!'

'So what shall we do - Get married or blow up the school?'

'You don't either have a date with Dora the Explorer!'

Man and Woman suck in their stomachs in order to impress.

"Lisa, your playdate is here!"

He loves me...

'Top is right! He's a scaffolder working on a tower block'

'He must be serious,mum - he's taking me out again tomorrow and there's football on television.'

"I changed my mind about eloping with you, Billy....my mother didn't fix broccoli for dinner after all!"

'Love what you've done with your hair.'

"He stowed his own bag, closed the bin, buckled his seat belt, then watched the whole safety demo...it was love at first flight!"

"Of all the finger-painting classes in all the day-care centers in all the world, you had to walk into mine."

"She gave everyone in class a Valentine. It doesn't mean she likes you!"

'Quick Betty, come round to the Red Lion and wear your highest heels.'

You know how last year you told me you'd teach me how to pick up ladies? I said "If you spend a year working out." Well, in this past year, I've run 18,000 miles and burned tens of thousands of calories. Accidentally leaving your phone's pedometer on all year doesn't count, little buddy. You didn't say that beforehand. Loophole. Maybe next year.

'Judging from the chart, I'd say someone has a crush on their nurse...'

'He looks promising!'... 'So far he hasn't made any.'

'Mandy is playing cupid again!'

Lion Toupee

"He's been mentioned as a possible husband."

Palm tree in love...

'I'm afraid we don't have any gentlemen on hand right now -- how about a good old boy?'

'Listen, I like you and everything, but your dad is way too scary...'

"He's not gonna lose it tonight."

"I think she really like me. She held my hand almost as long as she held her phone."

Pets: 'Chick magnet.'

You are going to meet a tall, dark, handsome stranger...bringing your post.