Junior League Stars Gifts

We encourage the playing of games with other children.

"There will be a winning team and a losing team. Are you OK with that?"

"I wanted to be a baseball player 'til I found out they send you to the showers."

JOIN THE BOY SCOUTS HERE!, ''Trustworthy, friendly, loyal, helpful, kind, courteous, brave, thrifty, obedient and cheerful' -- This is going to look GREAT on my resume!'

The game is tied, and this is the final inning because the sun is setting. I understand, coach, I need to get home before dark!

'I hate it when they emulate their major league heroes.'

"Gracie, I'm proud of you. Your team lost, but you tried your best and that's all that counts."

Parents start infant on the way to fame.

"Can we fast forward through the 7th inning stretch?"

'Reading, writing and arithmetic are important, son. Someday you might sign autographs for money.'

'Nice level swing, Billy. Just meet the ball. Don't try to kill it, Billy.'

'I can just see him twenty years down the road pitching for the Giants.'

'Kid, go out there and play like you're worth 29 million plus signing bonus, buyouts, and endorsement deals. '

'I hear you played football instead of going to school.'

'Play your best. There's going to be a scout for the ten year olds in the stands!'

Little League Umbrellas

Going Shopping Together.

'Mommy, they're making me turn in my phone!'

Window in the Outfield.

"Congratulations, your baby is a footballer...!"

"You participated the hell out of that tournament."

'Doc, I just wanted to be a star.'

A child with his cricket set

'The boys kicked me off the team, not cause I was a girl, cause I was too good!'

'My dad won't let me take steroids until I'm seven.'

'I want to turn pro right away, but my stupid dad says i need to finish fifth grade first...'

"What's more important to my success as a child, Dad - improving my batting skills or your dumb ol' window?"

'I'm holding out for a $1 million signing bonus, plus product endorsement perks.'

Mickey's on fire at the moment.

'And for those of us still waiting for our big break, let us pray.'

"This is outrageous! I demand to have it! Right here, right now!"

"Coach says I'll never make it to the majors. My spitting and scratching need a lot of work."