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'Tarzan'

"No, no - 'Camilla Parker Bowles'

"We never talk about anything. 'Me Tarzan, you Jane. Me Tarzan, you Jane.' That's all he ever says."

'It's called 'cause and effect.' I pound this log and Tarzan goes bananas.'

'Esther, is it possible, just possible mind you, that your green thumb has gone berserk?'

'I don't know about you. But I'm eating my fill before I drag this carcass to the 'king of the beasts'.'

'I'm telling you Fred, this can of silver paint is going to improve your love-life!...'

Tarzan of the damn dirty apes.

"And I'll have that lightly sedated, please."

'Some of these trees have been here for 2000 years... and they still can't talk. Man, we're awesome!'

Yet another law of the jungle: 'Absolutely NO howling at the moon after 11 PM!

Monkey Curling Lion's Mane.

While old, sick, and weak animals remained targets, the lions most enjoyed culling the herd of its sarcastic teenagers.

"No more swinging from tree to tree! Now I take the bus and I even get a senior discount!"

'I would love to be more energetic, but there is nothing I can do: It's a genetic condition...'

"You never laugh at my jokes... "

Jungle Games

"Yes, in the jungle, the mighty jungle, the lion sleeps tonight, but he snores!"

"I brought you coffee. Sorry it’s cold."

"Really? Yes, you're a predator, but you're a tad too ambitious right now. Better start with hunting mice buddy!"

'Okay,stay close, and stay alert! Looks like we're heading into BIG CAT COUNTRY!'

"Tarzan no want computer."

"Son, 'Law of the Jungle' means that the tax authority guys are the predators and your dad is the prey."

"Well, I deal with death and carrion every day: Laughing is a therapeutic way of avoiding depression..."

Tarzan mobile phone

T-Rex of the Apes

Human meat.

'Boy, there are days I feel like doing even less than I usually do...'

Rudyard Kipling

Monkey Business

Leopards do change their spots

'Okay, but I'm going to hate myself in the morning.'

'Dress it up any way you want, it's still just doing laundry.'

'Guess what, I got a job tallying bananas.'

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