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"We really need to do something about the lawn."

"He's not talking yet, but sometimes we give him peanut butter to make it look like he is."

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'Do you have any books on controlling little monsters?'

Need an elevated state of mind too!

Toys in the DVD Player.

Parent is going to elaborate lengths to get the baby to eat.

Timber preservation

Mood Swings.

'This is Tyler; he's mommy's precious little feral-angel.'

"Miss Jones! Clear my schedule until I get this sorted out!"

'I changed my mind...I'm not thirsty anymore.'

'None of the other things had instructions.'

"Good luck Mr. Bond, you have one minute to diffuse this tantrum."

"Slide, Howie!!! Slide!"

"I wish he'd slow the hell down." "I wish he'd hurry the hell up."

'Oh, we tried a nurturing corporate culture, but we found the law-of-the-jungle mentality is what keeps our competitive edge..'

'Mr Godzilla - you need anger management!'

"I know he's little, but he uses it."

Sloth traffic jam.

Babies

I think these suits have feet in them so we won't leave prints

'The only thing I grow in my garden is tired!'

"You'll have one bite of everything!"

One of the lesser known joys of being a fencing instructor.

Using plant pots to reach inaccessible object

'Ok lads, this is no laughing matter...!'

'He's been a lot better behaved since getting that laptop.'

'How would you like to help out at my campaign kickoff barbecue?'

The First Supper

"Dude, you gotta get out here and clean this pool more often."

Quick Response Forces at East 89th Street

Crying parent holds crying baby.