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'They're high-spirited and difficult to coach, but linebackers captured in the wild are stronger and hit harder than domestic stock.'

"Now, I'm ready for summer."

'I don't want him experiencing anything until I've totally checked it out.'

Catching Jeffrey To Change His Diaper.

The Baby Walker

A midwife holding a baby

I was holding out okay, until he made it into crumb cake.

Dear Santa, please can I have a powerful herbicide for Christmas. Best wishes, Adam.

"My kid's a holy terror... no offense."

Coping with a strong-willed child

'That's not speaking, that's barking Try again'

'I think we'd be more confident about meeting our targets if we could work out what they were!'

Secretive Weigh In.

To do before Saturday...

'This is rodeo history! No one's ever stayed on the Dancing Bronco this long!'

'He works out aggression by bayoneting the leaves.'

"Lovely dovetail."

Janey then realized that babysitting isn't easy...

He has his own peculiar problems whether casting from the beach or from a boat.

"I lost 20lbs on my diet. I guess it's time for a relapse."

Mr Briggs's Pleasures of Horsekeeping - No. IX

Mum and the Sleepless Baby

Crying baby

"We'd love to come, but we can't seem to find a sitter."

"Would you buy the apple pie for me? I'm on the 'No You Don't!' Diet."

Getting Rid of the Cure

Happy Tots Day Care.

Beware of the Undergrowth.

'He left for the office in a bit of a temper!'

Believe it or not, I'm sitting her watching the fights. Harry versus the crabgrass, the moles, the insects...

"Wait, I've got sand in my shoe."

"Tell the truth, Ezra. Does it look like he's being a more effective parent than me?"

Quiet Time

The new rain dance.

'I told you he had a temper.'