Jungle Tamers Gifts

"We really need to do something about the lawn."

'If he grabs the broccoli, we turn on the Raffi tunes. If he heads towards the Playstation, he hit him with the air horn at 100db.'

"He's not talking yet, but sometimes we give him peanut butter to make it look like he is."

Hello, my name is riskyy@ronny5 and I am addicted to comments boards.

'Do you have any books on controlling little monsters?'

Need an elevated state of mind too!

Toys in the DVD Player.

Timber preservation

Parent is going to elaborate lengths to get the baby to eat.

Mood Swings.

'This is Tyler; he's mommy's precious little feral-angel.'

"Miss Jones! Clear my schedule until I get this sorted out!"

'I changed my mind...I'm not thirsty anymore.'

'None of the other things had instructions.'

"Good luck Mr. Bond, you have one minute to diffuse this tantrum."

"Slide, Howie!!! Slide!"

"I wish he'd slow the hell down." "I wish he'd hurry the hell up."

Getting the Christmas Tree Home.

'Oh, we tried a nurturing corporate culture, but we found the law-of-the-jungle mentality is what keeps our competitive edge..'

'Mr Godzilla - you need anger management!'

Sloth traffic jam.

Babies

I think these suits have feet in them so we won't leave prints

"I know he's little, but he uses it."

"You'll have one bite of everything!"

'The only thing I grow in my garden is tired!'

One of the lesser known joys of being a fencing instructor.

Using plant pots to reach inaccessible object

'Ok lads, this is no laughing matter...!'

'He's been a lot better behaved since getting that laptop.'

Mother of Dragons

'How would you like to help out at my campaign kickoff barbecue?'

The First Supper

"Dude, you gotta get out here and clean this pool more often."

Quick Response Forces at East 89th Street