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'I've changed my mind, instead of becoming 'Lord of the Jungle' I want to be a mechanical engineer.'

'He's got my eyes? And what else?'

Gee! Now I know why he's the king of the jungle

'It's called 'cause and effect.' I pound this log and Tarzan goes bananas.'

'I don't know about you. But I'm eating my fill before I drag this carcass to the 'king of the beasts'.'

Yet another law of the jungle: 'Absolutely NO howling at the moon after 11 PM!

'I'm telling you Fred, this can of silver paint is going to improve your love-life!...'

While old, sick, and weak animals remained targets, the lions most enjoyed culling the herd of its sarcastic teenagers.

'Some of these trees have been here for 2000 years... and they still can't talk. Man, we're awesome!'

Monkey Curling Lion's Mane.

"And I'll have that lightly sedated, please."

'I'm telling ya, it's a jungle out there.'

Jungle Games

"I brought you coffee. Sorry it’s cold."

"Tarzan no want computer."

'Okay,stay close, and stay alert! Looks like we're heading into BIG CAT COUNTRY!'

"Really? Yes, you're a predator, but you're a tad too ambitious right now. Better start with hunting mice buddy!"

"It's a 24/7 work culture out there!"

Human meat.

'Boy, there are days I feel like doing even less than I usually do...'

T-Rex of the Apes

'Okay, but I'm going to hate myself in the morning.'

'Ooga says we're descended from people!'

"Son, 'Law of the Jungle' means that the tax authority guys are the predators and your dad is the prey."

'I heard it through the grapevine.'

Leopards do change their spots

Law of the Jungle: Tarzan the Litigation Man.

Not fit for consumption

'I don't know, Jane. I'm just not sure if we can make it here in the concrete jungle.'

'Guess what, I got a job tallying bananas.'

'Tarzan'

Doug finally got a chance to use his karate and he forgot to make the ceremonial bow.'

Woman taking keys of her husband who has been eaten by a snake.

'It's time you knew, Son -- you were abandoned here as a child by aliens.'

"I just want to get back into the swing of things."