Jungle Life Mugs

'I've changed my mind, instead of becoming 'Lord of the Jungle' I want to be a mechanical engineer.'

'He's got my eyes? And what else?'

Gee! Now I know why he's the king of the jungle

'It's called 'cause and effect.' I pound this log and Tarzan goes bananas.'

Monkey Curling Lion's Mane.

"And I'll have that lightly sedated, please."

'Some of these trees have been here for 2000 years... and they still can't talk. Man, we're awesome!'

'I don't know about you. But I'm eating my fill before I drag this carcass to the 'king of the beasts'.'

'I'm telling you Fred, this can of silver paint is going to improve your love-life!...'

Yet another law of the jungle: 'Absolutely NO howling at the moon after 11 PM!

Tarzan of the damn dirty apes.

While old, sick, and weak animals remained targets, the lions most enjoyed culling the herd of its sarcastic teenagers.

'I'm telling ya, it's a jungle out there.'

Jungle Games

'Okay,stay close, and stay alert! Looks like we're heading into BIG CAT COUNTRY!'

"Really? Yes, you're a predator, but you're a tad too ambitious right now. Better start with hunting mice buddy!"

"It's a 24/7 work culture out there!"

"Tarzan no want computer."

"I brought you coffee. Sorry it’s cold."

T-Rex of the Apes

"Son, 'Law of the Jungle' means that the tax authority guys are the predators and your dad is the prey."

Monkey Business

'Boy, there are days I feel like doing even less than I usually do...'

Leopards do change their spots

'Ooga says we're descended from people!'

Human meat.

'Okay, but I'm going to hate myself in the morning.'

'I heard it through the grapevine.'

"We never talk about anything. 'Me Tarzan, you Jane. Me Tarzan, you Jane.' That's all he ever says."

'Guess what, I got a job tallying bananas.'

Woman taking keys of her husband who has been eaten by a snake.

Not fit for consumption

"I just want to get back into the swing of things."

Law of the Jungle: Tarzan the Litigation Man.

Doug finally got a chance to use his karate and he forgot to make the ceremonial bow.'