Jungle Journies Mugs

'It's from a Nigerian banker.'

'It's called 'cause and effect.' I pound this log and Tarzan goes bananas.'

While old, sick, and weak animals remained targets, the lions most enjoyed culling the herd of its sarcastic teenagers.

"And I'll have that lightly sedated, please."

Monkey Curling Lion's Mane.

'I'm telling you Fred, this can of silver paint is going to improve your love-life!...'

'Some of these trees have been here for 2000 years... and they still can't talk. Man, we're awesome!'

'I don't know about you. But I'm eating my fill before I drag this carcass to the 'king of the beasts'.'

Yet another law of the jungle: 'Absolutely NO howling at the moon after 11 PM!

On day twenty nine, Dave decided that he would start to cut his way through the dense forest to find out more about the north side of the island.

'I would love to be more energetic, but there is nothing I can do: It's a genetic condition...'

Jungle Games

"Yes, in the jungle, the mighty jungle, the lion sleeps tonight, but he snores!"

"I brought you coffee. Sorry it’s cold."

'Okay,stay close, and stay alert! Looks like we're heading into BIG CAT COUNTRY!'

"Really? Yes, you're a predator, but you're a tad too ambitious right now. Better start with hunting mice buddy!"

"Tarzan no want computer."

An old man and women are driving along with a 'Still married' sign on their car.

'Please repeat, your last transmission was garbled.'

'Day 57. The tigers appear to be adjusting to my presence.'

'Okay, but I'm going to hate myself in the morning.'

"Well, I deal with death and carrion every day: Laughing is a therapeutic way of avoiding depression..."

"Son, 'Law of the Jungle' means that the tax authority guys are the predators and your dad is the prey."

T-Rex of the Apes

Leopards do change their spots

'Boy, there are days I feel like doing even less than I usually do...'

Human meat.

'Dress it up any way you want, it's still just doing laundry.'

Not fit for consumption

Law of the Jungle: Tarzan the Litigation Man.

'Guess what, I got a job tallying bananas.'

Doug finally got a chance to use his karate and he forgot to make the ceremonial bow.'

'It's time you knew, Son -- you were abandoned here as a child by aliens.'