Jungle Journey Enthusiast Mugs

'On the other hand it does have a certain charm'

"Not only pharmaceuticals - we're also finding all sorts of industrial chemicals here."

Airlines

'What zip code are we in now?'

'You say 'dead.' I say 'low maintenance.''

The inhabitants of the jungle get tied up in rush hour traffic.

'Upon entering the rain forest...' 'Thousands of unknown species, and we can fool around with the genes of every one of them.'

'Everybody has to change to compete.'

'It's called 'cause and effect.' I pound this log and Tarzan goes bananas.'

'The forest is so dark and gloomy: It's nice to reach the emergence and get a bit of sunshine...'

'Hey - my dad promised that I'd get a gun.'

Tarzan of the damn dirty apes.

Tarzan of the Grapes.

'We don't want you poking around here any more!'

Danger Slow Sand.

'Sorry, but I'm arresting you for being in possession of an endangered wild coho salmon.'

On day twenty nine, Dave decided that he would start to cut his way through the dense forest to find out more about the north side of the island.

'Tarzan interviewing for a position as a corporate lawyer.' An interviewer asks, 'When we go against the gorillas, how can we be sure that you won't forget which side you're representing?'

"I was going to tell you it's a jungle out there, but I realize that's probably old news to you."

Tigers brass band, "Tiger rag-that's what it's all about."

'Look what I've got, Dad - Can I keep it?'

'Thanks for being up support staff.'

"No more swinging from tree to tree! Now I take the bus and I even get a senior discount!"

Too much monkey business...

"Don't you want to hear about the day I had?"

'I would love to be more energetic, but there is nothing I can do: It's a genetic condition...'

'Forget it. Bioethics doesn't apply to us.'

Today's lesson, the rainforest.

'I don't know about the ecosystem, but the economy seems to be on the upswing.'

'Mom, there's good news and bad news. The good news is the cat won't be scratching up the furniture anymore. The bad news is... well, um...'

'Well doctor that will be the Mabato Tree Snake.'

"Good heavens, Caruthers. It's the wife!"

Ted often though back to those good old days when he was king of just the jungle.

"Remember, it's the journey not the destination."

'What should we do? It's an endangered animal eating an endangered plant!'