Jungle Adventures Mugs

'Alright, alright, you've won your bet: You can lift me with one hand...'

Cannibals cooking clowns - 'I don't know... it tastes funny!'

'It's called 'cause and effect.' I pound this log and Tarzan goes bananas.'

'For goodness sake,Lettica! This is no time to be starting one of your infernal affairs.'

"Quiet Smithers... I thought I heard something."

"I warned you about texting and swinging!"

"Son, 'Law of the Jungle' means that the tax authority guys are the predators and your dad is the prey."

'It's time you knew, Son -- you were abandoned here as a child by aliens.'

How Hollywood discovered the 12th actor to play Tarzan.

'Just our luck - vegetarians!'

Woman in the jungle amongst gorillas writes; 'It seems I cannot look them in the eye without prompting confrontation'. Two men in a pub - one asks the other 'What are you looking at?'

After reorganization, Lew finds himself in the company backwater.

Danger/ Quicksand - "I can't read it either. Maybe we should get closer."

'That's the way they would want to go -they're a panto horse duo.'

'Look, it's about this steroid thing...'

'We prefer to be called 'ethno-carniverous intra-species consumers' these days, if you don't mind.'

Chelsea of the Apes

'Yale's my first choice but any ivy school will do.'

'Don't call us, we'll call you'

'Marjorie and Brian got an expert to help them protect the local wood...'

I never forget a face

Quiet Grog or we will never sneak up on that huge bird.

"Me Tarzan, you Jane."

"Safari, Agnes, is a state of mind."

"Not only pharmaceuticals - we're also finding all sorts of industrial chemicals here."

"Oooh... Look, honey. Scarlet macaws! You know, they mate for life." "That's what you think."

'He's not a pet. He's an endangered species.'

'You say 'dead.' I say 'low maintenance.''

'We look for a new drug, we find a virus - we look for a new virus, we find a drug...'

'Dr Hodges, here, is from England and he's been observing us for 14 years. Mr Ferrell, an American, has been here only 3 weeks. Monique Corveu, from Paris, has practically been living with us for about nine years...'

The inhabitants of the jungle get tied up in rush hour traffic.

'Upon entering the rain forest...' 'Thousands of unknown species, and we can fool around with the genes of every one of them.'

'Everybody has to change to compete.'

"I disagree — I think humans are funny."

'We don't want you poking around here any more!'