Jungle Expeditions Mugs

'Please repeat, your last transmission was garbled.'

"Legend has it there's an herb in the jungle that, when eaten imparts great size and strength. Let's ask these natives. Perhaps they've heard something."

'I can't say much for their public transportation here.'

"Aha! - the pygmy village must be nearby..."

'He's not a pet. He's an endangered species.'

"Not only pharmaceuticals - we're also finding all sorts of industrial chemicals here."

"Oooh... Look, honey. Scarlet macaws! You know, they mate for life." "That's what you think."

'We look for a new drug, we find a virus - we look for a new virus, we find a drug...'

'Dr Hodges, here, is from England and he's been observing us for 14 years. Mr Ferrell, an American, has been here only 3 weeks. Monique Corveu, from Paris, has practically been living with us for about nine years...'

The inhabitants of the jungle get tied up in rush hour traffic.

'Upon entering the rain forest...' 'Thousands of unknown species, and we can fool around with the genes of every one of them.'

'Everybody has to change to compete.'

'It's called 'cause and effect.' I pound this log and Tarzan goes bananas.'

'Whup - giant anaconda about to attack - quick Peg, hand me something to take care of it with.'

Yet another law of the jungle: 'Absolutely NO howling at the moon after 11 PM!

"And I'll have that lightly sedated, please."

'Hey - my dad promised that I'd get a gun.'

"I disagree — I think humans are funny."

"Looks like those folks from 'civilization' are back!"

While old, sick, and weak animals remained targets, the lions most enjoyed culling the herd of its sarcastic teenagers.

Tarzan of the damn dirty apes.

'The forest is so dark and gloomy: It's nice to reach the emergence and get a bit of sunshine...'

Tarzan of the Grapes.

"No wonder they've spotted us! Tail down Fred, tail down!"

'I am so proud: My kids are finally fighting all the time!'

Yeah, I know what you're talking about: humans have an unhealthy interest in my horn too...

'We don't want you poking around here any more!'

'I don't know about you. But I'm eating my fill before I drag this carcass to the 'king of the beasts'.'

"I see by your resume this would be your first time in a symbiotic relationship."

'You say you were King of the Jungle, but it seems your experience is mainly in savannah grassland...'

"He didn't do anything, Gregory. This is a zoo"

Danger Slow Sand.

Jungle Stores.

On day twenty nine, Dave decided that he would start to cut his way through the dense forest to find out more about the north side of the island.

"Who wrote this "Law of the Jungle" nonsense? It is highly biased in favour of predators!"