Jungle Journies Prints

'It's from a Nigerian banker.'

'It's called 'cause and effect.' I pound this log and Tarzan goes bananas.'

Yet another law of the jungle: 'Absolutely NO howling at the moon after 11 PM!

"And I'll have that lightly sedated, please."

While old, sick, and weak animals remained targets, the lions most enjoyed culling the herd of its sarcastic teenagers.

Tarzan of the damn dirty apes.

Monkey Curling Lion's Mane.

'I'm telling you Fred, this can of silver paint is going to improve your love-life!...'

'I don't know about you. But I'm eating my fill before I drag this carcass to the 'king of the beasts'.'

'Some of these trees have been here for 2000 years... and they still can't talk. Man, we're awesome!'

On day twenty nine, Dave decided that he would start to cut his way through the dense forest to find out more about the north side of the island.

'I would love to be more energetic, but there is nothing I can do: It's a genetic condition...'

Jungle Games

"Yes, in the jungle, the mighty jungle, the lion sleeps tonight, but he snores!"

An old man and women are driving along with a 'Still married' sign on their car.

'Okay,stay close, and stay alert! Looks like we're heading into BIG CAT COUNTRY!'

"I brought you coffee. Sorry it’s cold."

"Tarzan no want computer."

"Really? Yes, you're a predator, but you're a tad too ambitious right now. Better start with hunting mice buddy!"

'Day 57. The tigers appear to be adjusting to my presence.'

'Please repeat, your last transmission was garbled.'

'Okay, but I'm going to hate myself in the morning.'

Leopards do change their spots

Tarzan mobile phone

'Boy, there are days I feel like doing even less than I usually do...'

"Son, 'Law of the Jungle' means that the tax authority guys are the predators and your dad is the prey."

Monkey Business

Human meat.

"Well, I deal with death and carrion every day: Laughing is a therapeutic way of avoiding depression..."

T-Rex of the Apes

'Dress it up any way you want, it's still just doing laundry.'

'Guess what, I got a job tallying bananas.'

Doug finally got a chance to use his karate and he forgot to make the ceremonial bow.'

Law of the Jungle: Tarzan the Litigation Man.

"I just want to get back into the swing of things."