Jungle Jaunt Prints

"Oh no, Professor Enriquez, you misunderstood... When my brother said he was on a vegetarian diet, he meant he only eats vegetarians!"

The inhabitants of the jungle get tied up in rush hour traffic.

'It's called 'cause and effect.' I pound this log and Tarzan goes bananas.'

Tarzan of the Grapes.

'We don't want you poking around here any more!'

Monkey Curling Lion's Mane.

'Hey - my dad promised that I'd get a gun.'

Tarzan of the damn dirty apes.

On day twenty nine, Dave decided that he would start to cut his way through the dense forest to find out more about the north side of the island.

Tigers brass band, "Tiger rag-that's what it's all about."

"It's a jungle out there... and I hear you're an expert."

'I would love to be more energetic, but there is nothing I can do: It's a genetic condition...'

'I don't know about the ecosystem, but the economy seems to be on the upswing.'

"I don't know what in blazes it means either, but just to be safe we'll put extra men on watch tonight."

'What should we do? It's an endangered animal eating an endangered plant!'

"Yes, in the jungle, the mighty jungle, the lion sleeps tonight, but he snores!"

The slug replaces the cheetah as the fastest animal on earth.

Getting Rid of the Cure

"First I alienated the apes who'd raised me. Then there was a lot of turmoil with the colonials pulling out. Now Jane and me are semi-retired and I haven't swing through the trees in ages. Want a drink?"

'Health Benefits of a Vegan Diet... How the heck did this get here?'

'...and cut the croc stories, I know you're just trying to make this dull trip exciting.'

'Look! Man has been here!' 'Yeah, it must have been a man because the seat was left up.'

'Please repeat, your last transmission was garbled.'

'We could make a fortune teaching Parkour you know...'

'I heard it through the grapevine.'

'I think we're losing sight of our roots.'

"We never talk about anything. 'Me Tarzan, you Jane. Me Tarzan, you Jane.' That's all he ever says."

"Well, I deal with death and carrion every day: Laughing is a therapeutic way of avoiding depression..."

Jane and Tarzan's wedding.

Leopards do change their spots

"Son, 'Law of the Jungle' means that the tax authority guys are the predators and your dad is the prey."

Monkey Business

'We don't need helicopter vision, Manfred. We need a helicopter.'

'Dress it up any way you want, it's still just doing laundry.'

"Sweet baby Jesus. Mike! You won't believe this."