Jungian Juggler Gifts

The Jung and the Restless.

"She's done it! The formula for work-life balance!"

"The meeting will come to order."

"AHHHH, MORNING!"

'The girls must be feeling better...'

Ins and Outs of Sex Therapy

Family doing circus trick heading to the circus.

Getting the Christmas Tree Home.

"Reduced budgets are a challenge...Rather than just talk you through it we'd like to give you a practical demonstration of how to 'maximise' resources from limited resources."

"Well it looks like we're all here."

'They aren't shy about cutting you out of the decision making process.'

Inbox and Outbox

"So totally gross, yet, so totally cool Dad!"

Have Horns Venn

Psychologist Birthdays

'Choose, Fenwick ? me or corporatge clout.'

"But you told me you were on gardening leave, so why can't you come and help me in the garden?"

A Man mixing up his sports.

A sportsman throws the yin and yang symbol.

'What is wrong with you, Covington? Larson's sales territory is twice the size of yours, and yet she managed to find the time to learn how to palm a basketball!'

"And as we study this list, one thing is clear... my wife is doing groceries with my sales report."

Express Checkout: One Basket Only.

Well, I can't sit around all day - I have things to do.

"It's a GPS app for busy teachers, it tells you whether you're going or coming."

'Sorry I'm late - my wife's tongue stud got snagged on my nipple ring.'

Stressed woman tries to sleep knowing her status report for 48 projects is due in the morning.

Sorry, still got my 'raising kids' head on...

James never left his bed, seeing nothing but danger in the financial world.

'Dinners Ready' (Colour)

"No need to rush back to work. The office lad is doing your job."

"Ted wants to bring the fan back into accounting"

'I'll call you back.. I'm just going to a meeting.'

'Stop text-messaging your alphabet soup.'

"When I got divorced, I went through all the stages of grieving - sadness, anger, denial and punching the air with delight when the settlement cheque came through!"

A deterrent – but not much of one.