Jumbo Joker Gifts

Jumbo crosword

'Things have really livened up down there since You introduced SEXUAL reproduction.'

The difference between cosmology and cosmetology.

"And on the eighth day, God sat back with a scotch and soda and waited for the critical reviews."

". . . So that's 4 birdies, 1 eagle, 2 ferrets and a rabbit!"

"Is it true Dad...is the Earth really made of bleu cheese?"

'Your teacher doesn't mind a little clowning around in class, Eddie, but she thinks you overdo it.'

"Oh yes sir, I'm finding I can get so much more work done, working from home."

Batman's Baby

'Can you believe it? - The doofus doesn't know whether this is the Alpha Quadrant or not!'

Pole Star

'You can come out, Marmaduke. I was just kidding about putting lipstick on you.'

Farmer chasing alien leaving crop circles.

'Did you check the glove compartment? -- maybe you left the keys in there.'

Well, she certainly is one of our more positive employees!

Solar Gain: "Be honest: does the new planet make me look fat?"

Ecotourism.

"One more question, Mr Cake. How do you feel about wearing a sheet, creeping about people's bedrooms and saying 'woo'?"

Astronaut sees cell tower on the moon.

'George, stop playing with the children.'

Unicyclist painting a ceiling.

"Harold, stop sucking in your stomach when the girls walk by. You're going to hurt yourself."

"See how it feels"

"Your next pilgrimage must be to a bodega for milk."

'Moses, you'd better be in that bathtub!!'

"And on the seventh day, God 'choked,' and all hell broke loose."

"Right before I die I'm going to swallow a bag of popcorn kernels."

Color-Rectal Exams for Baboons...

Adult Absence Notes.

Climbing to the moon

"Dad, if there's a plot to the universe, can you see any spoilers?"

"They seem to be most concerned with what shape it is."

"If it isn't E mc2!"

Hiker's right of way.

'Whoops!'