Jumbo Joker Prints

Jumbo crosword

'Things have really livened up down there since You introduced SEXUAL reproduction.'

"And on the eighth day, God sat back with a scotch and soda and waited for the critical reviews."

". . . So that's 4 birdies, 1 eagle, 2 ferrets and a rabbit!"

"Is it true Dad...is the Earth really made of bleu cheese?"

'Your teacher doesn't mind a little clowning around in class, Eddie, but she thinks you overdo it.'

"Oh yes sir, I'm finding I can get so much more work done, working from home."

Well, she certainly is one of our more positive employees!

Pole Star

'You can come out, Marmaduke. I was just kidding about putting lipstick on you.'

'Can you believe it? - The doofus doesn't know whether this is the Alpha Quadrant or not!'

'Did you check the glove compartment? -- maybe you left the keys in there.'

Farmer chasing alien leaving crop circles.

"Harold, stop sucking in your stomach when the girls walk by. You're going to hurt yourself."

'George, stop playing with the children.'

"One more question, Mr Cake. How do you feel about wearing a sheet, creeping about people's bedrooms and saying 'woo'?"

Solar Gain: "Be honest: does the new planet make me look fat?"

Unicyclist painting a ceiling.

Astronaut sees cell tower on the moon.

"Your next pilgrimage must be to a bodega for milk."

Ecotourism.

"See how it feels"

'Moses, you'd better be in that bathtub!!'

"Right before I die I'm going to swallow a bag of popcorn kernels."

Adult Absence Notes.

Climbing to the moon

"Dad, if there's a plot to the universe, can you see any spoilers?"

"And on the seventh day, God 'choked,' and all hell broke loose."

"They seem to be most concerned with what shape it is."

'Whoops!'

Customer complains about an asteroid in his food.

Hiker's right of way.