Julie Andrews Fan Gifts

'You'll have to give up wine and women. You can sing, but only Julie Andrews numbers.'

Baby rocks!

'Why can't he just say 'I do'?'

'Cartoonist thinking'

"He really hates all the fake news!!"

Monster Clown

"Your therapy will be a combination of drugs and clowns."

"You'll be part of a very large company. A small part of a very large company."

"I can't be sure...I only got a quick look."

The Month of July

"First I alienated the apes who'd raised me. Then there was a lot of turmoil with the colonials pulling out. Now Jane and me are semi-retired and I haven't swing through the trees in ages. Want a drink?"

Leopards do change their spots

"So. . . how long have people NOT been laughing at you. . . ?"

"Have you noticed that the people who want to ban a film are the ones who wouldn't want to see it?"

"He's a quick learner."

'Rain, rain, go away, come again another day'

Jane and Tarzan's wedding.

'We harbour few illusions here at Megatron Inc.'

Monsanto-Research Dept (Genetic Engineering) Publicity Dept (Frenetic Engineering)

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'I decided I need something to draw the eye away from my bald patch.'

'I'm sorry, but we're letting all of you go. Your jobs have been outsourced to India.'

'Mmmm. How do you get the custard so creamy? You must give me the recipie!'

'Ok lads, this is no laughing matter...!'

'Wow, now I see why you're so jolly all the time.'

"Now you're thinking outside the box!"

A better way to sweep the floor.... just shuffle!

'This must be your son - I can see the resemblance.'

Pummping oil on troubled waters.

"Dr. Lutz is the city's top funny bone man."

"I'm leaving you, Al. And I'm taking my mother and the cats with me." "Laughing on the outside, laughing on the inside."