Juggling Priorities T-Shirts

Career woman meets Family woman

Whats ticking away in YOUR filing system?

'Please tell me you're baby sitting?'

"Clear my schedule for the next five minutes. I feel the need for some spontaneous frivolity."

Working hours.

'Don't worry about it. If at first we don't succeed, we can do it later and get paid time-and-a-half for it.'

Your Work/Life Balance Is Off. Shall I Auto-Correct?

Laptop Dancing.

The Great Pyramid of Paperwork

"I'm afraid there'll be an excess baggage charge on your Filofax."

The Buck Never Stops.

"I’ve got to take this. It’s someone who isn’t obsessed with summer fun."

"Ok weekend! I hope you can make up for that awful week!"

'Nigel, what have I told you about bringing your work home with you?'

'Hold on, Baby, Hold on!'

'Of course, the toll on my personal life has been enormous.'

"Of course I have a life. Not one worth living, mind you."

'I solve so many work problems at home.'

'Long term I want student achievement to increase. Short time I want a cup of coffee and a biscotti.'

'I'll be late for dinner Dear. I'm up to my neck in paperwork.'

'You're reordering your priorities? -- Since when do you have priorities?'

"No, our company doesn't provide day care or maternity leave."

"People just don't realise how stressful this job is. . . I used to have hair!"

Email Notifications

"Don't tell me you're not hungover, it's nine a.m. and you just clocked out."

"We've doubled our staff in the last six months." (Smith and Smith - baby in playpen behind desk).

'I'm sick of answering the phone - half the time, it's about business!'

'The 'Business Man's Lunch?' The chicken salad comes served in a laptop.'

They're behind me aren't they?

"I'm tired of this full-time job. I want a part-time job."

"Excuse me, dear...the rickshaw phone...."

"Not now. I'm working on my children's book."

"What's this about having time off to spawn?"

Break Glass in Case of Stress

"She said that she's against combing marriage with a career....so I quit my job."