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Time and money on a seesaw are equals.

'Why is it that nothing ever gets done at these meetings?'

Whats ticking away in YOUR filing system?

"Let me just check my email, my texts, my missed calls, Instagram, Facebook, Twitter, WhatsApp, my credit score, my horoscope, the results of this latest personality test, the S. & P., the Dow, the news, this article about cute dogs, and the weather, and then we can go."

We're looking for someone who knows how to adapt, not adopt.

"I wish my Dad would get off my back! It's only been nine years and he wants to know if I've picked a major yet!"

"But what you call a track record I call ancient history."

'Long term I want student achievement to increase. Short time I want a cup of coffee and a biscotti.'

'You're reordering your priorities? -- Since when do you have priorities?'

"Getting back into the market can be stressful. I recommend a portfolio of sleep-aids, tranquilizers, and antacids.'

God's Sticky Notes

"This is a fast-paced job you're applying for...what are your goals...where do you see yourself in the next 10 minutes?"

"I'm tired of this full-time job. I want a part-time job."

"Read the book!""See the movie!"

'Having a family life and juggling two jobs? Isn't that a contradiction in terms?'

I'm ego surfing right now, looking up my name on different search engines.

'It's all right, I'm just a little behind.'

"Okay, if that's all the finger pointing we have today, we can move on!"

'Work, school, soccer, shopping, aside from the occassional girl's night out, today's Mom doesn't have time to sit picking ticks and fleas.'

'So you could say 'I'm wearing two hats'.'

"Lemme guess: You forgot the basil Mom asked for, and my ice cream is in your briefcase?"

"Thanks for coming in again. Sorry about the last time. I must have pulled the wrong lever by mistake."

Piano eight hands.

"That's his idea of multi-tasking."

Multitasking.

Because Daddy loves you, Sweetie, he can always spare a minute and thirty seconds.

There's so many things I should be doing that when I procrastinate, I'm multitasking.

"Yes, I can multi-task. Why do you ask?"

"The meeting's at 10. I'll send you a copy of the agenda, the hidden agenda and your personal agenda."

The perils of working from home

"I'm going to grab a snack, turn down the heat, check a few scores, put the clothes in the dryer and go to the bathroom. ... You need anything?"

"See you in the morning."

Having it all All....

"A good employee never stops learning new skills."

Career woman meets Family woman