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"You're a quart low."

'Smith, we need more creativity. You have to learn to think outside the box.'

"I still plan to be a cowboy when I grow up. If I'm going to service my share of the national debt, I might as well have fun doing it."

"The way he stacks those blocks, I see repression, some hostility, and a lot of dissatisfaction with his place in society."

Playdough's The Republic

"I know we've had our differences in the past but if you scratch behind my ears I'll show you where the catnip is kept."

"I have a new program that draws from his energy to power all our computers and phones. We should be good for the next 10 years."

"She's a miniature."

Hamlet

'Is THIS the way you plan to spend your peak learning years?'

'We apologise for the delay to the yum-yum train.'

Cindy's imaginary friend has the day off so the agency send over a temp to fill in.

A child as a pet substitute.

"You're missing the whole gestalt of Frisbee!"

Philosopher trading cards.

A mum trying to dry an excited child

Jimmy had a very active imagination.

Kids playing with the cardboard box instead of the expensive toys.

"I have to get up for mine 3 or 4 times a night!"

'This is alphabet soup, Mom. I don't use the alphabet in the summer.'

'Hey! You're not for real, are you man?'

'Don't clean me up too good... no one will recognize me.'

'I see you've renamed your portfolios Moe, Larry and Curley.'

"Don't be so gullible! - He can't EITHER call some mouse superhero with his wristwatch."

"I feel like we're finally making progress."

Switchback Playground.

'Whatever it is, I didn't do it.'

"Schedule the 'voyeur' and the 'exhibitionist' for the same time. I want them to meet."

"It's a game where we roll the dice to see which destination wedding we should spend our savings on this year."

God playing with dolls.

"Oh my, you're a dirty little weasel, aren't you darling?!"

'Dad! There's oil in my sand pit!'

"I'd like to know more about this 'Civil Disobedience'."

'I think Mr. Teddy's getting too dependent on me.'

"I'm a little angel when I'm asleep. Does that count?"