Juggling Priorities Gifts

Career woman meets Family woman

Whats ticking away in YOUR filing system?

'Please tell me you're baby sitting?'

"Clear my schedule for the next five minutes. I feel the need for some spontaneous frivolity."

Working hours.

'Don't worry about it. If at first we don't succeed, we can do it later and get paid time-and-a-half for it.'

Your Work/Life Balance Is Off. Shall I Auto-Correct?

Laptop Dancing.

The Great Pyramid of Paperwork

"I'm afraid there'll be an excess baggage charge on your Filofax."

The Buck Never Stops.

"I’ve got to take this. It’s someone who isn’t obsessed with summer fun."

"Ok weekend! I hope you can make up for that awful week!"

'Of course, the toll on my personal life has been enormous.'

"Of course I have a life. Not one worth living, mind you."

'Hold on, Baby, Hold on!'

'I solve so many work problems at home.'

'Long term I want student achievement to increase. Short time I want a cup of coffee and a biscotti.'

'I'll be late for dinner Dear. I'm up to my neck in paperwork.'

'You're reordering your priorities? -- Since when do you have priorities?'

"No, our company doesn't provide day care or maternity leave."

"Don't tell me you're not hungover, it's nine a.m. and you just clocked out."

"People just don't realise how stressful this job is. . . I used to have hair!"

Email Notifications

"We've doubled our staff in the last six months." (Smith and Smith - baby in playpen behind desk).

"Excuse me, dear...the rickshaw phone...."

'The 'Business Man's Lunch?' The chicken salad comes served in a laptop.'

'I'm sick of answering the phone - half the time, it's about business!'

"I'm tired of this full-time job. I want a part-time job."

They're behind me aren't they?

"Did I miss a lot of work while I was out with the flu? No, I didn't miss it at all!"

Decorating with Children

"What's this about having time off to spawn?"

Break Glass in Case of Stress

In Case of Emergency: Dark Chocolate