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Simon Cowell.

Profit

'Your teacher doesn't mind a little clowning around in class, Eddie, but she thinks you overdo it.'

"I just figured she was holding all my calls. Turns out she's been running the company."

'CPA's' evolving into 'Consultants'

"Every single day, guys ask you for advice about women, work, sports... Haven't you ever even heard of the law of supply and demand?. . .I'd be glad to steer the downtrodden and the forlorn your way for a mere 82% of the man-to-man-talk fee."

Attack of the 50 foot administrative professional.

"Darren Eggleston. I saw that!"

In and out, in and out, in and out...

'The good news is that all the teachers liked the weekend brainstorming retreat. The bad news is that twelve of them are out today with splitting headaches.'

"Any missed assignments can be excused only with a note from your internet service provider."

'Look at the bright side. Think of our mutual funds going up, up, up!'

'Disqualified!... He did not yell 'Boing' when he jumped!'

"Blood sweat and tears. I think it's supposed to make us feel guilty."

'I give all my new teachers the same advice. Never minimize the transformative power of a smile attached to your words.'

'Teacher says I don't pay attention, I have no retention but I'm great at detention.'

"Just teachers' lounge will suffice, Ed."

'If it's alright with your agent, Kolwalski, I'd like to hand the ball off to you.'

'Impressive credentials - BA Columbia, MBA Harvard, stints as CFO and CEO at three major corporations - and what's this about being a bluesman?'

"Enjoy it while you can, kid. It's a really short hop from 'Geek Genius' to 'Quasi-Creepy, Weird-Looking Old Rich Guy!'"

"A lot of questions about EVs are cleared up once you start driving one."

"There are thirty four children in my class...thirty one naughty, three nice."

'Don't worry, the first thirty years of teaching are the hardest.'

'I'm sorry - Mr. Jenkins, MBA, PhD, MD, Esq. is O.U.T.'

'My Dad's got a black belt for cooking!'

"My biggest strength would probably be my giant chicken legs."

Clown silencers.

'Get Rich' Stock Brokers and 'Get Even' Attorney-at-law.

Frank Lloyd Wright

Executive's in and out boxes are labeled - One Ear and The Other.

'No, you don't have fever. You have to go to school.'

"Can you do any other impressions, apart from; John, your milkman?"

'Sanjay will be giving my report on 'OUTSOURCING'.'

'I hope that is not too much of an inconvenience for you, but I'm desperate to hold on to good teachers.'

"So what attracted you to us?"