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"My biggest strength would probably be my giant chicken legs."

Profit

"Look, a bug!"

'You lack the expertise we're looking for, Mr Wheaton - but darn it, I like your attitude.'

Heading off with a packed bag

Caged Businessman

'Why do you want a career in the bank?'

"That's the last time I write my own resume!"

"You inhabit the body of someone who has an impressive résumé."

'Sorry - The position has already been filled."

The Airport.

"Would you like something you're under qualified for, or something you're overqualified for?"

"I'm afraid we have very little in the salary range you're accustomed to."

"Stop applying! You've been accepted to three universities!"

"Fred, just how remote is this remote fishing spot of yours?"

'CPA's' evolving into 'Consultants'

"Every single day, guys ask you for advice about women, work, sports... Haven't you ever even heard of the law of supply and demand?. . .I'd be glad to steer the downtrodden and the forlorn your way for a mere 82% of the man-to-man-talk fee."

Easter Island Tours. Theories differ. Ernie believes they were used to display a selection of giant wigs.

'...the job is so much harder when you don't know what you are doing.'

Attack of the 50 foot administrative professional.

"Darren Eggleston. I saw that!"

"Your CV is amazing. The boss would love you. So unfortunately you've been unsuccessful in your application."

Branch Manager Interviews: "Who's next?"

'This test will determinbe which of you gets the position. Who wants to jump first?'

In and out, in and out, in and out...

"...and before that, I was an embryo."

'Do you have an appointment?'

'You've impressed the interview panel, but our handwriting analyst has determined that you're insane.'

'The good news is that all the teachers liked the weekend brainstorming retreat. The bad news is that twelve of them are out today with splitting headaches.'

"Any missed assignments can be excused only with a note from your internet service provider."

'This is a very impressive resume. Did you pad it yourself.'

"Blood sweat and tears. I think it's supposed to make us feel guilty."

Tourist Directions

'You're a good first draft. We would like to see a finished version.'

'Any awards or honors?'