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In and out, in and out, in and out...

Profit

"We need to do something about excessive admin. I want you to fill out one of these forms every time you think you're doing some."

Worker ant's To Do list.

"Everyone seek higher ground! The paperwork is rising to a dangerous level."

"Hold on a second, Bob. I'm putting you on a stickie."

"That was a great ideaof yours, chester."

Get well soon!

"Can you come look under my bed? It seems like a complete waste of storage space."

Never ending to do list

"I just figured she was holding all my calls. Turns out she's been running the company."

'CPA's' evolving into 'Consultants'

'Hold me!'

"Every single day, guys ask you for advice about women, work, sports... Haven't you ever even heard of the law of supply and demand?. . .I'd be glad to steer the downtrodden and the forlorn your way for a mere 82% of the man-to-man-talk fee."

"What's ticking away in your filing system?"

"Darren Eggleston. I saw that!"

Outline; Introduction, Body, Conclusion.

'The good news is that all the teachers liked the weekend brainstorming retreat. The bad news is that twelve of them are out today with splitting headaches.'

"Any missed assignments can be excused only with a note from your internet service provider."

"Blood sweat and tears. I think it's supposed to make us feel guilty."

"Your appointment's been cancelled. You took too long filling out those forms."

'I give all my new teachers the same advice. Never minimize the transformative power of a smile attached to your words.'

'Teacher says I don't pay attention, I have no retention but I'm great at detention.'

'If it's alright with your agent, Kolwalski, I'd like to hand the ball off to you.'

"Just teachers' lounge will suffice, Ed."

'Impressive credentials - BA Columbia, MBA Harvard, stints as CFO and CEO at three major corporations - and what's this about being a bluesman?'

"There are thirty four children in my class...thirty one naughty, three nice."

'Don't worry, the first thirty years of teaching are the hardest.'

'My Dad's got a black belt for cooking!'

"My biggest strength would probably be my giant chicken legs."

Executive's in and out boxes are labeled - One Ear and The Other.

'No, you don't have fever. You have to go to school.'

'Sanjay will be giving my report on 'OUTSOURCING'.'

Man pushing elderly lady in a wheelchair.