Judaic Studies Gifts

'I was hoping you'd sign them 'To my good buddy Moses!''

"Yes. I said 2 by 2, but you needed to use 2 by 4s for the Ark...begin again."

"I'm not having it if it's been genetically modified."

Moses on the web

'Sire, Sodom and Gomorrah are requesting Federal disaster relief aid.'

"Too 'Book of Genesis'?"

"Trust me Jesus, if you want to make a bigger impact work on being seeker friendly."

"Wait 'til my Dad hears about this!"

'Wow! -- Talk about a paradigm shift!'

'Yes, all at once!'

"On the eighth day, God found a lot of assembly parts left over."

"Today, I'll be cherry-picking from Deuteronomy."

"Sure - After the aggressive guys wear it all out!"

TSA Noah

"We should start a church where we only read the parts of the bible that are never read in church."

"Sometimes Peter I wish it would just stay as water."

"Today we studied Matthew, the first in a four-part series."

Lady about the cross: 'Now that all of us have trusted Christ, this is our family tree.'

"What? You broke number 3 already?"

Adam and Eve on a Talk Show

Ezekiel and his Dog: "Have you been in the valley of dry bones again?"

KING HEROD INTERROGATES THE WISE MEN TO KNOW BABY JESUS'S WHEREABOUTS

"So, like, don't make any big plans for this weekend."

"I certainly trust this meal is kosher."

'No room at the inn, baby born in a manger: It's gonna be a great story to tell at parties...'

'Look, I never said salvation would be PRETTY!'

'It wasn't actually written by God. The Lord used holy ghost writers.'

'Agreed, 40 years is a long time to wander around, but think of the travel expenses.'

'Minyan Man! You've saved the day again!'

"Seriously, I used to be the staff of a guy named Moses, man the stories I could tell..."

"Moses, some of the people are requesting gluten free manna."

"Bible lessons are best taught in the context of faith. There's no need to add 'based on a true story.'"

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Bible Bloopers

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