Joystick Jedi Gifts

'Dinnertime!', 'Not now, Mom -- the fate of the Galaxy is in my hands!'

The Computer Bore

"If I might be serious for a moment..."

Dog walking Human.

It was getting worse. Bob's power suit kept wanting more and more, whereas Bob just wanted out.

"She just takes things too seriously in our relationship."

His family thought he'd been wasting his life, but Steve Wiebe was about to prove everyone wrong.

Gamers

"The trees are laughing at us."

"These meetings bring out my creative side. How's this for the boss?"

Internet Cafe.

'Hand over the last one now kid or you're getting my fist for Christmas!'

Clown Wedding with Rake

"I'd better get going. I've got a lot coming at me right now."

Geeks and their dogs.

'Rex here, is just like one of the family.'

"Is this the home that needs an exorcism on a gamer?"

You know what I like about our meetings? There's always more finger pulling than pointing.

'That seating section is for video gamers only.'

Game Addiction

'Point of clarification, sir. Are you still in charge, or have you ceded power to your sock puppet?'

"My drone strikes are successful, Sir, but I keep getting trash talk from a 15 year old in Montana."

"And now for the 'piece de resistance!'"

"I'm doing better. The voices in my head can now access my email."

"Cool game!"

Martial arts and clumsiness.

'Your mother and I are worried that all these video games may be having an effect on you.'

'As I feared, the X-ray shows that you are crying inside.'

The Jugglers - Gladstone and Liberals

Videogame Employment Agency.

Another entry from the encyclopedia of gaming: Pixel sprain - any physical injury incurred from intense video game play.

'Your mother and I are worried that all these video games might be having an effect on you.'

'Let's try again but NO laughing this time!'

"That's the secret to a happy marriage. We both love the same things."

"When is it my turn?"