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'Dinnertime!', 'Not now, Mom -- the fate of the Galaxy is in my hands!'

The Computer Bore

"If I might be serious for a moment..."

Dog walking Human.

It was getting worse. Bob's power suit kept wanting more and more, whereas Bob just wanted out.

"She just takes things too seriously in our relationship."

Gamers

"The trees are laughing at us."

"These meetings bring out my creative side. How's this for the boss?"

Internet Cafe.

Clown Wedding with Rake

'Rex here, is just like one of the family.'

Geeks and their dogs.

You know what I like about our meetings? There's always more finger pulling than pointing.

"Is this the home that needs an exorcism on a gamer?"

'That seating section is for video gamers only.'

Game Addiction

'Point of clarification, sir. Are you still in charge, or have you ceded power to your sock puppet?'

"My drone strikes are successful, Sir, but I keep getting trash talk from a 15 year old in Montana."

"I'm doing better. The voices in my head can now access my email."

"Cool game!"

"And now for the 'piece de resistance!'"

Martial arts and clumsiness.

'Your mother and I are worried that all these video games may be having an effect on you.'

'As I feared, the X-ray shows that you are crying inside.'

Videogame Employment Agency.

'Your mother and I are worried that all these video games might be having an effect on you.'

'Let's try again but NO laughing this time!'

The Jugglers - Gladstone and Liberals

Another entry from the encyclopedia of gaming: Pixel sprain - any physical injury incurred from intense video game play.

"That's the secret to a happy marriage. We both love the same things."

"Bad case of 'Swivel Neck' comes from trying to watch too many games at the same time!"

"When is it my turn?"