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'Jeez! How many times did you use your credit card today?'

It was getting worse. Bob's power suit kept wanting more and more, whereas Bob just wanted out.

'You've been pre-approved for another credit card.'

'You'll be getting $5,000 worth of doggy treats this week. If your owner sees the charge on his credit card, you don't know me.'

Luke Skywalker- Matrimonial Law

'Our tabby was pre-approved for a credit card!'

How would Madam like to pay?

"I'm at that awkward stage between credit card payments and alimony payments."

'Can we skip to the part where I charge with a light saber?'

"Sorry, I'm late. I didn't realize how much credit you had on your card."

"Read the card! Read the card!"

'I didn't have time to cut the lawn, so I used your credit card to have it carpeted. Do you like the cool color I picked out?'

Too Much Plastic.

'Dinnertime!', 'Not now, Mom -- the fate of the Galaxy is in my hands!'

"Your financial situation was built on a house of cards. Credit cards."

fortune teller and credit card.

'The only thing I don't like about playing solitaire on the computer is you can't peek under the cards.'

"This is the night Marvin gets together with his online poker gang."

'Let's face it, you'll just have to pay by instalments and that's just for the deposit...'

AL'S GYM, 'We're going to make a new man of you!', 'Will he have new credit cards?'

Josh tests his theory that by driving backward through a quick-pass toll lane, he can get money ADDED to his credit card account.

"I wouldn't have smacked you on the butt if I'd known your light saber was in your back pocket."

'I warned you, Dr. Jekyll. It was a bad idea to give an additional credit card to Mr. Hyde.'

Before: Magic carpet... After: Down to Earth.

Ostrich head in sand.

"Do you take MasterCard?"

'Come on, Raymond, we haven't reached our credit limit yet!'

You've raised my credit limit? Thanks, I guess...I'm forever in your debt!

'How am I going to pay for all this stuff?'

'That's the way it is with debt, easy come, easy grow.'

Help! Original inventor of multi-tasking.

"It pains me to inform you, Madam..."

'Quick, Lassie, our credit cards are maxed! Get help!'

"God, how earnest. Whales on recycled paper."

'I want to leave all my credit cards to my wife.'