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I'm all out of small change... Do you think it will accept Visa Card?

"Gas. Regular. Premium. Super. You don’t want to know."

'Foster's here, regarding his raise sir. Shall I have him crawl in now, or let him sweat a while?'

Press Any Key. No, Not That One.

'You'll be getting $5,000 worth of doggy treats this week. If your owner sees the charge on his credit card, you don't know me.'

'I think the computer has a crush on me. It asked me to remain after class.'

"Someone has hacked into our Computer."

'Our tabby was pre-approved for a credit card!'

"Let's vote. All those in favour of flying to Switzerland, withdrawing our secret bank account and splitting?"

"Nice try Kevin, but you've put all your laundry into the dishwasher!"

A rising tide may lift all boats but I sank all my savings in beachfront properties.

And if you help drive the herd all the way to Kansas City, you get to keep one steer for yourself! The first stock option.

"We can't just pluck figures out of the air any more. . . We use a bucket."

'I didn't have time to cut the lawn, so I used your credit card to have it carpeted. Do you like the cool color I picked out?'

'You call it a beer belly, I prefer to think of it as a lump sum settlement of liquid assets.'

"Well, if I was ambitious, we'd have a nice house and more money, but I'd never be around."

"We'll double our chances of recovery if we buy two lottery tickets."

Luck of the IRS.

"Tag! Your salary's frozen."

"I'm afraid we don't offer student loans to elementary school pupils."

It's a nice apartment but I don't want to pay my share of the national debt for rent.

"...And when the world economy collapses, we all stand up and take over! Agreed?"

"We try to inject a little humor in our statements, but you should take them seriously."

'Think about it: There were over three million of us co-owning this ant-hill, so we only got a few cents each...'

'I just asked to see the annual figures...'

Some cultures use fish as money. 'Got change for a halibut?' 'Sure! Minnows OK?

"If a higher interest rate is a sign of a stronger economy, you must think I'm golden."

Josh tests his theory that by driving backward through a quick-pass toll lane, he can get money ADDED to his credit card account.

'Here's a twenty. Go nuts.'

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"I think we have mice in the walls."

"Do you take MasterCard?"

'I wish I had my money back...'

"My advice, don't marry for money. You can borrow it for 3.5%."

"I'm selling all my old passwords that were stolen."