Credit Card Jokester Pillows

"Gas. Regular. Premium. Super. You don’t want to know."

'Foster's here, regarding his raise sir. Shall I have him crawl in now, or let him sweat a while?'

'You'll be getting $5,000 worth of doggy treats this week. If your owner sees the charge on his credit card, you don't know me.'

Press Any Key. No, Not That One.

'I think the computer has a crush on me. It asked me to remain after class.'

"Someone has hacked into our Computer."

'Our tabby was pre-approved for a credit card!'

"Let's vote. All those in favour of flying to Switzerland, withdrawing our secret bank account and splitting?"

"Nice try Kevin, but you've put all your laundry into the dishwasher!"

"We can't just pluck figures out of the air any more. . . We use a bucket."

'I didn't have time to cut the lawn, so I used your credit card to have it carpeted. Do you like the cool color I picked out?'

'You call it a beer belly, I prefer to think of it as a lump sum settlement of liquid assets.'

"Well, if I was ambitious, we'd have a nice house and more money, but I'd never be around."

"We'll double our chances of recovery if we buy two lottery tickets."

"Tag! Your salary's frozen."

'Think about it: There were over three million of us co-owning this ant-hill, so we only got a few cents each...'

"...And when the world economy collapses, we all stand up and take over! Agreed?"

'I just asked to see the annual figures...'

"I'm afraid we don't offer student loans to elementary school pupils."

It's a nice apartment but I don't want to pay my share of the national debt for rent.

"We try to inject a little humor in our statements, but you should take them seriously."

Some cultures use fish as money. 'Got change for a halibut?' 'Sure! Minnows OK?

"If a higher interest rate is a sign of a stronger economy, you must think I'm golden."

'Here's a twenty. Go nuts.'

STRIP Hambone: Techinical support in layman's terms #2

"I think we have mice in the walls."

"Do you take MasterCard?"

"Arf is not much of a password."

"I'm selling all my old passwords that were stolen."

'I wish I had my money back...'

Economists explain the National Debt: 'Don't Worry! Be Happy!'