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"Is this the home that needs an exorcism on a gamer?"

"Whoever made Keir Starmer did a sound professional job."

Gamers

"Now, suppose some guy comes at you balanced between two blocks."

Person with eyes focused on a computer screen.

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Just because I'm adapted to the cold, doesn't mean I like it!

Brain storm

"Cool, jigsaw box!"

"Today's special is we'll pull the plug on the jukebox if someone else's music annoys you."

Wha about trying another antivirus?

The manufacturer tried giving the virtual assistant a male voice...but it never listened to a thing you said and forgot anniversaries and birthdays."

Game Addiction

"It's clear from the replay that it was a leading question."

Man and dog playing a car simulation. The dog has a fan to simulate his head out of the window.

'We've really come up with something, but nine other labs also came up with it this week.'

"My drone strikes are successful, Sir, but I keep getting trash talk from a 15 year old in Montana."

"Let's give those new bulbs a try."

STRIP "I've tried everywhere to get a new winter court...but all the stores are full of next years summer collections"

"Cool game!"

'Thanks for tuning in - we'll try to pander to you.'

Stop Staring at Me!

"We've just crossed the line between binge viewing and OCD viewing."

"It'll never work—you're a moviegoer and I'm a film buff."

'Your mother and I are worried that all these video games may be having an effect on you.'

'We are not responsible for any coats that might fit a member of staff.'

'Your mother and I are worried that all these video games might be having an effect on you.'

"Does it look like I'm on break?"

"While I'm at it, is there anything I can order YOU from L. L. Bean?"

"We took away your right to vote on taxes. You voted 'no' too often."

"When is it my turn?"

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