Joystick Junkie Mugs

Videogame Employment Agency.

Sale.

Internet Cafe.

"Is this the home that needs an exorcism on a gamer?"

"Whoever made Keir Starmer did a sound professional job."

His family thought he'd been wasting his life, but Steve Wiebe was about to prove everyone wrong.

Black Belt/Yellow Belt/Green Belt/No Belt.

Person with eyes focused on a computer screen.

Gamers

"Now, suppose some guy comes at you balanced between two blocks."

100 best beheadings

Just because I'm adapted to the cold, doesn't mean I like it!

'Hand over the last one now kid or you're getting my fist for Christmas!'

"Today's special is we'll pull the plug on the jukebox if someone else's music annoys you."

Brain storm

"Cool, jigsaw box!"

Wha about trying another antivirus?

The manufacturer tried giving the virtual assistant a male voice...but it never listened to a thing you said and forgot anniversaries and birthdays."

Game Addiction

"It's clear from the replay that it was a leading question."

Man and dog playing a car simulation. The dog has a fan to simulate his head out of the window.

"Cool game!"

"Let's give those new bulbs a try."

STRIP "I've tried everywhere to get a new winter court...but all the stores are full of next years summer collections"

'Thanks for tuning in - we'll try to pander to you.'

Stop Staring at Me!

'We've really come up with something, but nine other labs also came up with it this week.'

"We've just crossed the line between binge viewing and OCD viewing."

"My drone strikes are successful, Sir, but I keep getting trash talk from a 15 year old in Montana."

"It'll never work—you're a moviegoer and I'm a film buff."

'Your mother and I are worried that all these video games may be having an effect on you.'

'Your mother and I are worried that all these video games might be having an effect on you.'

'We are not responsible for any coats that might fit a member of staff.'

"Does it look like I'm on break?"

"While I'm at it, is there anything I can order YOU from L. L. Bean?"