Juggling Junkie Mugs

'We shouldn't have any trouble in keeping a balanced portfolio!'

Children's Parties

"I'm sorry, Ms. Cole is busy balancing family and career. Can I take a message and have her call you back?"

'Will you pipe down? I'm in a business meeting.'

"How do you do it, hon? Marriage, kids, civic responsibilities, managing a multi-million dollar business and still finding time to do an 18-month stretch for securities fraud?"

'She finds it really easy to juggle her kids with her career now she's joined the circus.'

Giant ape juggling planes and captive.

"Some advice please...How do I squeeze 9 days work into 5 and still see my family?"

Running

"Can you juggle a household, three kids, and a career?"

Keeping all the balls in the air - skills

"Why don't you start with tennis balls?!"

'We're looking for athletic people.'

'Sure, I'm a working mother - is there any other kind?'

Juggler and Illusionist

'Oh, look - a juggling stilt-walker painting that little child's face!'

Joyce could certainly handle her drink!

"We can stop entertaining ourselves now, Ian."

Clown to clown on unicycle: 'How does it corner?'

'Your CV says in your last job you were responsible for...'

"Wheeeeeeee!"

Creative entrepreneur at work

I drive, therefore I am.

'Three kids, full-time job, night classes and coaches a girls basketball team. She's stretched a little thin.'

Tennis ball girl.

"I'll bet he knows what it's like to be a single working mother."

'No it's not him...mine's an Alsatian!'

Children's Entertainer

"I see you haven't forgotten how to play with your balls, honey." "Thanks."

"Really, self-taught - that's remarkable!"

Medieval headlines.

The Housewife

Circus

"Your remote control, sire."

"Okay, like, the good news is we can pay Paul. The bad news is we gotta rob Peter."