Jiu Jitsu Junkie Gifts

"Now, suppose some guy comes at you balanced between two blocks."

"E=MC² Energy=Milk·Coffee²"

Overjumpers

'I need to talk to you about the coffee fund.'

"I've got a bad feeling about this."

'Excuse me, but do you have a decaffeinated baristo?'

Office Supplies/Coffee Supplies.

"He's got lifeless eyes. Black eyes...like a DOLL'S EYES!!"

You've Had Enough!

Black Belt/Yellow Belt/Green Belt/No Belt.

"It started with a simple case of peer-review."

'Would you all please congatulate...'

"I've decided to make myself another cup of coffee!"

"You sure you guys don't spike the coffee?"

Movies vs. Films

"Stacked coffee cups look like a spine. This is why the more coffee you drink, the easier it is to stand up and keep yourself awake."

"Today you will learn the 'Paper Cut' technique."

'You've had enough.'

Coffee Shop and Battery Charging Station

Eva Mendez

"Lemme guess: You're struggling with the French press again."

Internet Cafe.

Today's alpha-lesson is "Keep a journal." The average person lets life pass them by. The events of their lives fade into nothingness. An alpha knows that long after they're gone, their thoughts and experiences will be of great interest to historians. That's not an original thought. I read it in the papyrus Randus Maximus XIV left in a safe deposit box after he helped conquer Judea.

Amanda Seyfried

'At first it was a few dollars here and a few dollars there. Then I realized I'd have to pay my lawyer.'

"Cool, jigsaw box!"

Stephen King

True Story Movie

Dermatology: Journal of Itchcraft.

'His debugging skills are exceptional.'

I am coffee and I need more coffee

Upholding the Law

"Let's take in a trial."

The Coffee Tattoo

'It doesn't matter if my client is guilty.. the book and movie deals are pouring in!'