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"We've run all the technical stuff and found the cause of the funny sound coming from your computer."

'Here's MY information highway!'

Is this your idea of a joke, Findlay...?

"If you're trying to find yourself, Mr. Ludlow, just ping your phone."

Crocodile Selfie

Computer help.

I've always been slower than computers...

"It's a self-driving skateboard."

Tech support...can I help you!

"Are you sure that a 'tamiflu injection' will cure my computer virus?"

'He's a media consultant. He came with the multimedia software package.'

"Yes, binary is really kicking in."

'Don't be nervous but I think we're about to go LIVE on the new system.'

'Console 3GMEGA3D plus 3K+SUPERAUDIO USB 35,000.000 MGB...'

"It's another e-mail from your folks. You know, this would be a whole lot easier if you'd just tell them about the Web."

Old MacDonald had a data farm. AI AI O.

'From here I can monitor world stocks, or attend overseas teleconferences, unfortunately I can't get out though because the door's stuck.'

"The results of your last project are back and it appears the app you created makes you obsolete."

'Computers' 'Hardware' 'Software'

Doctor to patient: 'I won't be asking about your three marriages. This isn't an invasive procedure.'

A Meeting of Computer Buffs.

"What a coincidence. I'm downloading the 'Can Take It With You' app, too."

'I guess this marks the beginning of the prin-ting dynasty!'

"Computer Help Line? I think something bad has happened to my hard drive!"

STRIP Hambone: The internet 'Where's it going?'

"Today I'm going to search and scroll and swipe and binge."