Jovial It Guru Prints

"We've run all the technical stuff and found the cause of the funny sound coming from your computer."

"You're invited to our management excursion. Come dresses as a pinata."

'Here's MY information highway!'

Robots In The Boardroom

You're telling me not to choose sides between Google and Apple. Precisely. Computer Villa. Stay neutral. Continue to support both companies. Emotionally. Right. By buying as much as you can from both companies. Doesn't that only benefit you? Heretic. Absolve yourself by upgrading your phone! Computer Villa.

Is this your idea of a joke, Findlay...?

The Modern Novel.

"That? It's where I keep all my passwords."

"If you're trying to find yourself, Mr. Ludlow, just ping your phone."

"It's a self-driving skateboard."

Crocodile Selfie

Windows or Mac?

Computer help.

I've always been slower than computers...

Tech support...can I help you!

"Are you sure that a 'tamiflu injection' will cure my computer virus?"

'Console 3GMEGA3D plus 3K+SUPERAUDIO USB 35,000.000 MGB...'

'He's a media consultant. He came with the multimedia software package.'

'Don't be nervous but I think we're about to go LIVE on the new system.'

"Yes, binary is really kicking in."

Of course we're faster and more powerful now. I just think we commanded more respect when we filled an entire room.

"What? More deliveries? Man, I never should have leased out my cloud for data storage."

"Couldn't you just set up a facebook page or a blog?"

"It's another e-mail from your folks. You know, this would be a whole lot easier if you'd just tell them about the Web."

Old MacDonald had a data farm. AI AI O.

'From here I can monitor world stocks, or attend overseas teleconferences, unfortunately I can't get out though because the door's stuck.'

"The results of your last project are back and it appears the app you created makes you obsolete."

'Computers' 'Hardware' 'Software'

A Meeting of Computer Buffs.

Doctor to patient: 'I won't be asking about your three marriages. This isn't an invasive procedure.'

"It was a lot easier to keep up with the Joneses before they replaced their entire workforce with robots."

"Text!"

"Today I'm going to search and scroll and swipe and binge."

'Take my advice, and never look in the back of your computer.'

Customer help - jargon talking i-diot.