Jovial Grumbler Gifts

"My feet are killing me."

'What makes me mad, I was only a couple seats away from all the right answers!'

'Can I help it if she's a rotten teacher?'

Rodin's Irish Judge

Boring and unnecessary meetings

'Quicker to cycle anyway, mate...'

"Yes, you should have studied harder and no, you can't unsubscribe from 5th grade."

"My computer still won't work. It must still hold a grudge from when I punched it in frustration."

'I got a darn D-plus, and that's WITH cheating!'

'Listen, pal, Happy Hour was over ten minutes ago.'

"We saw some inspired lunacy, then had some uninspired Italian."

Can you tell me how to sue you for flunking me out of law school?

I can't think of anything more embarrassing than wearing one of these stupid gowns.

"This test wasn't fair! No way it's an accurate measure of what I know!"

'Why does the phone always have to ring when I'm out of the bath?!'

"I don't care what they do, as long as they don't mess with the thirty-two-ounce martini."

Explorer's Club: 'Rule one - when you eat a hamburger, don't ask what's in it!'

'No, I'm still standing in this stupid line looking at the back of somebody's stupid head.'

"Another meeting?"

"I moved here just six months ago and already I'm part of the local color."

'D-plus? -- I demand a recount!'

"Too sunny for you. Too dry. Whatever next?"

"All done with winter, are we, dear?"

'I hate Mondays!'

"If you are angry at being kept on hold, press 1, if you are furious press 2, if you are apoplectic with rage ..."

Supermarket Self Service Checkout

'Can you believe I got a 'C' in English? And I was doing to good!'

'Since he retired, it's been all play and no work, but he's STILL a dull boy!'

'I never thought Ms. Wilson would use the letters of the alphabet against me.'

Permanently Offended By Something

Naysayers keep out.

"Boy, quit your bellaching. When I was your age, we had to pass through radioactive, shark infested water with Tsunami sized waves."

Boredband Internet

"Nobody likes a know-it-all"

'I was hoping for a permanent Government shutdown thst included schools.'