Jovial Grumbler Gifts

"My feet are killing me."

'What makes me mad, I was only a couple seats away from all the right answers!'

'Can I help it if she's a rotten teacher?'

Rodin's Irish Judge

Boring and unnecessary meetings

'Quicker to cycle anyway, mate...'

"My computer still won't work. It must still hold a grudge from when I punched it in frustration."

'Listen, pal, Happy Hour was over ten minutes ago.'

"We saw some inspired lunacy, then had some uninspired Italian."

"Yes, you should have studied harder and no, you can't unsubscribe from 5th grade."

'I got a darn D-plus, and that's WITH cheating!'

'Why does the phone always have to ring when I'm out of the bath?!'

"This test wasn't fair! No way it's an accurate measure of what I know!"

"I don't care what they do, as long as they don't mess with the thirty-two-ounce martini."

'No, I'm still standing in this stupid line looking at the back of somebody's stupid head.'

"Another meeting?"

"I moved here just six months ago and already I'm part of the local color."

Explorer's Club: 'Rule one - when you eat a hamburger, don't ask what's in it!'

"If you are angry at being kept on hold, press 1, if you are furious press 2, if you are apoplectic with rage ..."

'I hate Mondays!'

"Too sunny for you. Too dry. Whatever next?"

'D-plus? -- I demand a recount!'

"All done with winter, are we, dear?"

Supermarket Self Service Checkout

'Since he retired, it's been all play and no work, but he's STILL a dull boy!'

'Can you believe I got a 'C' in English? And I was doing to good!'

Permanently Offended By Something

'I never thought Ms. Wilson would use the letters of the alphabet against me.'

Naysayers keep out.

"Nobody likes a know-it-all"

Boredband Internet

"Boy, quit your bellaching. When I was your age, we had to pass through radioactive, shark infested water with Tsunami sized waves."

'I was hoping for a permanent Government shutdown thst included schools.'

"I was his best friend...until the day when he brought home this lousy smartphone!"