Journey Of Forgiveness Gifts

"Lately, I've begun to understand - and forgive - my parents."

"Things are still a little rough for me, and occasionally I lose hope and get depressed—but I'm getting stronger every day."

"Remember that time you tried to kill me?"

'Look -- I'm willing to forget about all this if you are.'

"Have mercy on me, Mama. Have mercy on Mr. Pitiful."

Self-esteem room

"It's not face paint. I'm transitioning into a snow leopard."

"We have three house blends: 'One More Chance', 'Forget About It' or 'I'll See You In Fun Court'."

'Please forgive me for anything I've said or left unsaid.'

'I'm sorry, Louis. I should have warned you that I installed a speed bump in front of the refrigerator.'

"Pray only for peace, love, strength and forgiveness. Never, ever spam the Lord."

'No, I didn't get a presidential pardon, but I got something better. God has forgiven me.'

"She can forgive Nixon, but she can't forgive me."

'It's true that my wife does forgive and forget - the trouble is that she never forgets what she's forgiven...'

'It's just like New-Time religion, but recognizes sin.'

Site of new Super Gamblers Anonymous.

Alcoholics Anonymous - 'Nowadays every bottle seems to say 'drink me'.'

"Ever since the accident, I can't seem to get it together."

Pastor to couple: 'It is more blessed to forgive than to receive.'

"I forgive you, Bumpty."

"I do feel like my old self, but I want to feel like my young self!"

Nobody warned Marge that a side effect of a hip replacement is feeling more hippy.

Patient with a drip on a micro scooter.

"NO I DON'T THINK YOU NEED LEGAL REPRESENTATION WHEN SAYING YOUR PRAYERS."

"I've been trying to apply that 'forgive and forget' principle..."

'You sounded better yesterday.'

The Confessional: a bored priest listens to a confession.

Psychiatry visit.

"Well. It DOES make you look thinner."

'Howard's short stay in the hospital was good for both of us. He finally appreciates my cooking.'

Brain and heart sweep away the negative

"If it's any consolation, the video went viral."

"Yes, it's half past two - is that all?"

"I love these quiet evenings at home battling alcoholism."

Priest says to man in confessional: 'Blah-de-blah ... come on, get to the good stuff!'