Joni Mitchell Devotee Pillows

"The only thing that's never going away is Joni Mitchell."

"Bond James, Bond."

"Wait! Don't start the chase now: I need to stretch first!:

'Which wine goes best with 'the old man and the sea'?'

Silly wig.

Thomas Hardy

'Choose, Fenster

'I'm having trouble with my drinking. Arthritis in my elbow.'

"Just when I think things couldn’t get any worse, they replace The Lockhorns with Doonesbury!"

Poetry Buff.

Happy Violinist

"Oprah is definite, Barnes and Noble is giving you front windows, and Norman Mailer has agreed to a feud."

One book... One book... One book...

William Shakespeare

"I believe this is a case for Sherlock Holmes..."

"Just for once, why don't we forget the poor and blow the lot down the local tavern?"

Sales Campaign - Ok, Fender - sell me!

'I envisioned them praying to something entirely different.'

"Presenting a Few of New York Curiosities"

Opera Lover

It wasn't the first bad decision Ron O'Neal made, but it would be the last.

"Who cares? The emperor is really buff."

"I was deadwood but I'm out of a job. I guess I'm driftwood."

Gym. He claims he does that routine for an hour before starting his cardio workout. Do you believe him? It's a bit of a stretch!

'Don't drink on an empty head.'

"Can't you forget the FT for once?"

"Student witch"

"Excuse me but you've got a bit of child's finger stuck between your teeth."

"I'm just stating if a watched pot never boils, we could go finish the 5 minutes left of Handmaid's tale."

'I'm having what he's having.'

Cupid accidentally kills one of his targets.

"That's one 50-gallon drum of shampoo, one 50-gallon drum of conditioner, and one leaf-blower. Sign here."

Thriller of the Week

Muddy Waters

Marathon runners in silly costumes.