Joni Mitchell Devotee T-Shirts

"The only thing that's never going away is Joni Mitchell."

"Bond James, Bond."

"Wait! Don't start the chase now: I need to stretch first!:

Silly wig.

Thomas Hardy

'I'm having trouble with my drinking. Arthritis in my elbow.'

'Choose, Fenster

"Just when I think things couldn’t get any worse, they replace The Lockhorns with Doonesbury!"

Poetry Buff.

Happy Violinist

"Oprah is definite, Barnes and Noble is giving you front windows, and Norman Mailer has agreed to a feud."

William Shakespeare

One book... One book... One book...

"Just for once, why don't we forget the poor and blow the lot down the local tavern?"

"I believe this is a case for Sherlock Holmes..."

Sales Campaign - Ok, Fender - sell me!

"Presenting a Few of New York Curiosities"

'I envisioned them praying to something entirely different.'

'Don't drink on an empty head.'

Opera Lover

"I was deadwood but I'm out of a job. I guess I'm driftwood."

"Who cares? The emperor is really buff."

It wasn't the first bad decision Ron O'Neal made, but it would be the last.

"Can't you forget the FT for once?"

'I'm having what he's having.'

"I'm just stating if a watched pot never boils, we could go finish the 5 minutes left of Handmaid's tale."

"Student witch"

"Excuse me but you've got a bit of child's finger stuck between your teeth."

"'Fancy a shag', I think this one is from Dwayne!"

Thriller of the Week

Marathon runners in silly costumes.

Cupid accidentally kills one of his targets.