Jolly Mood Chaser Pillows

'How do you think he stays so merry through the holidays?!'

"We have a song, but neither of us can remember it."

I.O.U. one pot of gold.

"So you want for your three wishes...world peace, happiness for friends and family...and the weekend off."

Joe's Bar: Happy Hour 5-9, Utter Despair 10-12.

"I'm the bluebird of low expectations."

"Tis the season to be jolly!"

Snowman throws snowball at Santa.

"I see fleeting moments of happiness in between extended periods of boredom and stress."

Happiness

A dog banging a snare drum.

Children line up to talk to Santa

"Remind me to never take the shortcut through the Christmas Sweater workshop."

Perpetual Motion.

Visit Santa.

'Through dieting I lost some weight ... I also lost my reason for living!'

"Look, making you happy is out of the question, but I can give you a compelling narrative for your misery."

"Could be worse."

"I'm out! I got a job at another Santa Claus company!"

BadNewsBlues it is

"I got the grant! I'm researching whether or not money can buy happiness."

Line of children to see Santa Claus; Line of parents to use the ATM

'I remain confident we will pull out of this nose dive.'

Jester cooks using book called 'Fool-proof Cooking'.

'Hi, I'm Donald and I have been too enthusiastic for forty years.'

Men betting on whether a gambling commission will work.

'Well, well, well -- seven hundred and fifty thousand counts of breaking and entering....'

'How come you always get more in your Christmas stocking than I do?'

Santa Claus on the scales

"Do you hear what I hear?" "Fweeet!"

child between cats hears purring in stereo

Angry Santa Claus having his beard pulled by a little boy.

I'm With Jolly

Walk, Don't Walk, Laugh

The Dangers of being at the back of the team during an emergency stop became all too obvious to poor old Blitzen.'