Jolly Mood Chaser Prints

'How do you think he stays so merry through the holidays?!'

"We have a song, but neither of us can remember it."

I.O.U. one pot of gold.

"So you want for your three wishes...world peace, happiness for friends and family...and the weekend off."

Joe's Bar: Happy Hour 5-9, Utter Despair 10-12.

"I'm the bluebird of low expectations."

"Tis the season to be jolly!"

Snowman throws snowball at Santa.

"I see fleeting moments of happiness in between extended periods of boredom and stress."

Happiness

A dog banging a snare drum.

Children line up to talk to Santa

"Remind me to never take the shortcut through the Christmas Sweater workshop."

'Through dieting I lost some weight ... I also lost my reason for living!'

Visit Santa.

Perpetual Motion.

"Look, making you happy is out of the question, but I can give you a compelling narrative for your misery."

BadNewsBlues it is

"I'm out! I got a job at another Santa Claus company!"

"Could be worse."

"I got the grant! I'm researching whether or not money can buy happiness."

Line of children to see Santa Claus; Line of parents to use the ATM

'I remain confident we will pull out of this nose dive.'

'Hi, I'm Donald and I have been too enthusiastic for forty years.'

Hamburger HelperSanta Helper.

Jester cooks using book called 'Fool-proof Cooking'.

Men betting on whether a gambling commission will work.

'Well, well, well -- seven hundred and fifty thousand counts of breaking and entering....'

child between cats hears purring in stereo

'How come you always get more in your Christmas stocking than I do?'

Santa Claus on the scales

"Do you hear what I hear?" "Fweeet!"

I'm With Jolly

Walk, Don't Walk, Laugh

Angry Santa Claus having his beard pulled by a little boy.