Jokester In The Exam Room Pillows

"Boy, am I glad they finally hired more staff!"

'I have much less stress since I replaced my in box with a paper shredder.'

Virtual Doctor

"He said he doesn't want to see me in his office again..."

"So, let's catch a wellness wave!"

"I got all Z's because I fell asleep in class."

"Because when you're drafted by the pros, you'll have to be able to sign your contract. That's why you have to attend first grade."

"As soon as your dentist gets here, we'll begin."

CHAUCER 411, 'Boy -- that guy spells worse than I do!'

'Sorry mum, I had a brain freeze during the test...'

SEX EDUCATION, 'It's a crazy idea, but it just might work.'

'A boy at school was named after his father. They've called him Dad.'

'Don't worry about your heart - it will last you till the end of your days. . .!'

"I just saw some confused old goat pee all over the bathroom floor." "That was a mirror. And that wasn't the bathroom."

"I'd like to approve a second opinion but your HMO considers that experimental medicine."

"Uh, try unplugging him, then plugging him back in."

'It's a guess. I never said it was an educated guess.'

Heart Rate, Respiration, Insurance Remaining.

'Two scalpels and a nurses hat are missing...'

Why dogs are not hired to do bone scans

Student writing on blackboard - I will not egg the principal's car.

'Oh, now that's a nice vase...'

'Nots so hot on my SATS, but I aced my STDS.'

Be careful how you unwrap it I think it MIGHT be his stool sample!

"This year, I'm starting school with a positive attitude! You have my word...I'm waiting till the second week of school to call it the worst year of my life."

'What's our exit strategy?'

Big man on Krampus

'You got everyfink Bruv? Stink bombs, pea shooter, dead frogs . . .'